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M'Bob
·Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die and arrive at the pearly gates at the identical time. St. Peter deems that only one can get in, so he asks each to make a case that they’re more worthy than the other candidate.
Dolly goes first: she opens her blouse, removes her bra, and says, “See these? God’s perfect creation. If I get in, he’ll be able to gander at them for eternity…”
Next, Queen Elizabeth sits down on a toilet, drops a deuce, finishes up, straightens up her blouse, and stands back up.
Saint Peter says, “Elizabeth, you’re in.”
Shocked, Dolly says, “But why?”
Saint Peter replies, “A Royal Flush beats a Pair any time…”
Dolly goes first: she opens her blouse, removes her bra, and says, “See these? God’s perfect creation. If I get in, he’ll be able to gander at them for eternity…”
Next, Queen Elizabeth sits down on a toilet, drops a deuce, finishes up, straightens up her blouse, and stands back up.
Saint Peter says, “Elizabeth, you’re in.”
Shocked, Dolly says, “But why?”
Saint Peter replies, “A Royal Flush beats a Pair any time…”
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