Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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I had a hen that could count her own eggs. she was a mathamachicken.
 
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Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the hell out of the dog.....

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Why did the fish refuse to share his treasure?

Because he was a little shell fish.

This is too corny even for Wryfox.
 
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Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the hell out of the dog.....

::rimshot::
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Why did the fish refuse to share his treasure?

Because he was a little shell fish.

This is too corny even for Wryfox.

Too corny? Naw...