Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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I was at the Grocery store with Grandpa , who is a retd. Air force pilot, when two Girls in *super short skirts* walked by.

Grandpa said, "Look at those *Jet Skirts*" as we both admired the two Ladies.

I had to know, what's a Jet Skirt?

Grandpa replied, "It's a Skirt so short that when they bend over you can see the Cock-pit."



Air Force view of life
 
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Hear about the near sighted quail that went off on a lark?