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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

JimInOz
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Mark020 Mark020
Can't read the lower text. What does it say?

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PS:
We didn't lose the key to
this door. It is stored in
a safe hidden in a secret
place and we lost that key
many moons ago so please
use the other door.
 
ghce
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SK13 SK13
Heisenberg is less sure.
Yep that was my point, non of these damn scientists / philosophers can agree.
 
theycallmeSerg
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A plumber at a pub is telling his pal a story: "You know mate last week I've been in prison and as soon as I went in I remembered what everyone used to suggest to people getting in jail for the first time, therefore I looked for the biggest one in there and I beat the shit out of her! Thank god it was a women's prison". His mate clearly confused "Women...?". The plumber: "Yes, they called me to fix a leaking sink"
 
SK13
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ghce ghce
Yep that was my point, non of these damn scientists / philosophers can agree.
Sartre isn't convinced that either he or the dog is free.....
 
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