Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

rudagger · Jun 15, 2023

Wryfox

I am Canadian and visited Texas for work.

I saw a sign that said "No concealed firearms beyond this point".

I remarked, "There's something you don't see in Canada".

She asked very seriously, "Why, can you carry a concealed firearm anywhere??"

rudagger · Jun 15, 2023

Here's a joke I keep ready to use at work.

JimInOz · Jun 15, 2023

The sexual Activity Of Senior Males

The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born.
Statistics just released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, revealing that:

1. North American, Australian, New Zealander and British men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more),

2. whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to a lot of us at the pub, as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese.