Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Not a joke per se... but my first attempt at a meme (stole the picture from another meme and converted it to fit OF).

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A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor.
After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.

She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room.

Then the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room.

"Whats wrong with you?" he demanded.
This woman is 63 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said:

"Does she still have the hiccups?"
 
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I was surprised when the Doctor prescribed me Viagra for my Sunburn - but he explained it was to stop the sheets from rubbing too much ::rimshot::