Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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New York City sunset yesterday.....

It's still much better than New Delhi India.
 
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“While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”

- Groucho Marx
 
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True story...

My 6 year old daughter is at a special age. She knows the F word, but thinks that Santa Claus is real.
 
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“While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”

- Groucho Marx

I like the quote, "I am Marxist...Groucho variety".