Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Easter is a time to remember JC and the promise of the reserection and eternal life.........
Amazing that Joan Collins is 89 in this picture....
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Definition of 'mixed feelings'...watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new Mercedes.
 
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I like Rodney Dangerfield's joke being at a urinal at a casino, and Shaquille O'Neal ran in, went to the urinal beside him, and said "Phew....I just made it".

And Rodney said, "Can you make me one just like it, in white?"

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I like Rodney Dangerfield's joke being at a urinal at a casino, and Shaquille O'Neal ran in, went to the urinal beside him, and said "Phew....I just made it".

And Rodney said, "Can you make me one just like it, in white?"

1:40 - 2:05



Thats f'n hilarious!
 
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Speaking of urinals - this one in China comes with a view....

 
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I think it's universal..
Anyone who wears a crass shirt in public with kids around lacks social awareness...no wonder he feels he is not getting his due.
 
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Anyone who wears a crass shirt in public with kids around lacks social awareness...no wonder he feels he is not getting his due.
I don't know if what you say is still valid in present age where cable networks have drastically changed the definition of crass and what children at their age don't know...
 
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I don't know if what you say is still valid in present age where cable networks have drastically changed the definition of crass and what children at their age don't know...
Oh please. It’s crass and inappropriate. It’s actually sad to see grown ass men wearing childish shit like this. For me it’s the equivalent of waving a flag over your head that says, “I’m a douchebag!”. I used to wear some more “aggressive” or political graphic Ts in my 20s (never foul language). Then I grew up.