Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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So many commas and no period. At least they put the apostrophes in the right places... ::facepalm1::
Only four decisions are authorized per day. Choose wisely.
 
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I laughed even though I literally know nothing about Nickleback. 😁

 
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At the last supper, Jesus is getting very annoyed, picks up a loaf of bread and while waiving it angrily, shouts "You wanna piece of me!"

The real story behind the Eucharist...