Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Just saw this.

What's the world coming to when people are too lazy to mix their own fruity pebbles and syrup?!

I thought fruity pebbles is what you get after you eat too much of it...........
 
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The REAL secret to the best parties is at the end....

Take a wild bunch of people and toss them all together?

Surely, one would require more than one pair of hands, no?
 
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Take a wild bunch of people and toss them all together?

Surely, one would require more than one pair of hands, no?

Bet all those parties have a happy ending!
 
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This scene gave me nightmares when I was young...



And I would never sleep on my back because of it...



Thanks for the memories. 😉
 
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Meanwhile in England….The theft of 200,000 Cadbury's Creme Eggs from an industrial estate nearly threw Easter into doubt, according to police - and that is no yolk.

Dastardly thieves hatched a cunning plot to steal Easter and made off with thousands of chocolate cream eggs. Their best laid plans were soon foiled, the police would not be beaten and they have already cracked the case with some eggcellent police work….
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Meanwhile in England….The theft of 200,000 Cadbury's Creme Eggs from an industrial estate nearly threw Easter into doubt, according to police - and that is no yolk.

Dastardly thieves hatched a cunning plot to steal Easter and made off with thousands of chocolate cream eggs. Their best laid plans were soon foiled, the police would not be beaten and they have already cracked the case with some eggcellent police work….
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News just in.... apparently the egg producer has expressed great relief that the 200,000 eggs are found and will not need replacement.....
 
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News just in.... apparently the egg producer has expressed great relief that the 200,000 eggs are found and will not need replacement.....
Cracking news 😉
 
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At my local store, the only valentine's gift you give to yourself🥰🙁