Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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A man is on his way home from work when he gets a text:
"Hey Joe. This is Bob, your neighbor. I need to come clean. I've been taking advantage of your wife - I needed to get that off my chest, I'm sorry."

Joe walks into his house, in a silent rage. He goes to the kitchen to look for his wife, but she's not there.
He grabs a knife, then proceeds upstairs to the bedroom, where his wife is on the bed taking a nap.
Joe stands over her, then stabs her repeatedly in a rage.

Joe goes back downstairs, pours himself a bourbon and sits on his recliner to reflect.
As he's sipping on his bourbon, his phone buzzes again.

"Sorry Joe, I meant your Wi-Fi. Damn spell-check!"
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With all the recent talk about AI, and ChatGPT, I thought that I would provide a very recent example of the extraordinary capabilities of state-of-the-art software that is designed to interact with people.

I have a domain, which is registered through Network Solutions, a very large name registrar. I recently noticed some suspicious "products" on my account, and tried the company's chat software. Note what finally triggered the program to attempt to transfer me to an actual human being. 😁