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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Tony C. Tony C.
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Reminds me of a Steam Mop we looked up once, and it was one of the early ones with just a 1 foot cord you connect a extension lead to..
10 comments about how good the mop was but 300 comments about the cord being to short to reach anywhere. Mrs and I were in stitches reading all the weird too short lead stories..that led into it doesn’t hold the charge long (when it wasn’t one that actually charged as you needed it plugged in…..
 
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Duracuir1 Duracuir1
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@gbesq this one is for you…
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Fortunately, when I saw this from 75 yards away, I decided not to follow up like Bob and Jim. Blurry photo because my hands were shaking. 😲
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Sorry, no Nativity scenes before Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving was last month! 😉
 
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Thanksgiving was last month! 😉

So those are Canadian Gnomes! 😁
 
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M'Bob M'Bob
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Whoever said there's no such thing as bad publicity might change their mind.
 
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People on forums often ask:

"Can I swim with this watch on?"

The answer really should be:

"Only if you could swim without the watch on!"
 
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People on forums often ask:

"Can I swim with this watch on?"

The answer really should be:

"Only if you could swim without the watch on!"

i am always going to say “No”



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...but their failure to conceive a child remains a mystery. 😁
 
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