Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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...and we further regret that we reported that Eric had "hit a new high", when it should have read "hit a new high hat". ::rimshot::
 
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Television screens are measured corner to corner, diagonally!

Yes, that's the reason that it's funny!
 
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Television screens are measured corner to corner, diagonally!

corner to corner, diagonally, is redundant, no? 😉
 
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corner to corner, diagonally, is redundant, no? 😉

Not necessarily. Top left corner to top right corner for example.

That's why TV screen measuring instructions should always either state "diagonally", or provide a diagram for the benefit of people like the guy who bought a "50 inch Samsung" that was only a "44 inch Samsung".

😉