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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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Tony C.
··Ωf Jury memberThe joke, of course, is the newspaper.
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Darlinboy
··Pratts! Will I B******S!!!News broke today that Elon Musk is now firing Twitter employees with bad posture.
"I have a hunch I will be next," confirmed a long-time employee.
"I have a hunch I will be next," confirmed a long-time employee.
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M'Bob
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··schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collectorA woman walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter systematically pasting ‘Love’ stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. The woman’s curiosity gets the better of her and she walks up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says: “I’m sending out one thousand Valentine’s Day cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”
“But why?” asks the woman. The man replies: “I’m a divorce lawyer.”
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. The woman’s curiosity gets the better of her and she walks up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says: “I’m sending out one thousand Valentine’s Day cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”
“But why?” asks the woman. The man replies: “I’m a divorce lawyer.”
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··schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collectorI always throw a punch first up when I go to see a psychic.
If they duck they are good to go.
If they duck they are good to go.
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Ascalon
·My buttock masseuse, a fine man, leaves no stern untoned.
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Duracuir1
··Never Used A Kodak
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Canuck
·Or a short horn toot!
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MyVintageOmega
·Walking home from the New Irish Pub in Town.
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time flies
·For my entertainment industry friends who have seen it all too often, and my non industry friends...an oldie but a goodie. It's rare to see it in colour.
have fun
kfw
have fun
kfw
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M'Bob
·A blonde walks into a police station looking for a job.
The interviewing officer says, “What’s two plus two?” “Four,” she replies.
“Great; now, what’s the square root of 100?” “10,” she says.
“Excellent. Finally, can you tell me who killed Abraham Lincoln?” “I dunno,” was her response. He says, “Go home and think about it, and come back tomorrow.”
Her best friend calls her to see how it went. The blonde says, “Great, I got the job. Not only that, they already have me working on a murder case…”
The interviewing officer says, “What’s two plus two?” “Four,” she replies.
“Great; now, what’s the square root of 100?” “10,” she says.
“Excellent. Finally, can you tell me who killed Abraham Lincoln?” “I dunno,” was her response. He says, “Go home and think about it, and come back tomorrow.”
Her best friend calls her to see how it went. The blonde says, “Great, I got the job. Not only that, they already have me working on a murder case…”