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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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Tony C.
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Kiltie
·^^^^^^^^^
This is made even better by the page break when you scroll.
This is made even better by the page break when you scroll.
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··Spam RiskGive me a hand with this one. i cannot figure it out.
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Charlemagne1333
·Give me a hand with this one. i cannot figure it out.
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Duracuir1
··Never Used A KodakThank you @Charlemagne1333 and @Vercingetorix I think I fingered it out.
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Tony C.
··Ωf Jury memberI gotta hand it to you guys...
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pdxleaf
·Perhaps the hurricane is not the extremity they should be focused on.
Or better..
Edit:
Dr. Frankensteen: "Well, did you take care of the extremity yet?!"
Eegor: "Yes, Herr Doktor!"
Or better..
Edit:
Dr. Frankensteen: "Well, did you take care of the extremity yet?!"
Eegor: "Yes, Herr Doktor!"
Edited:
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Vercingetorix
··Spam RiskI wonder what other free range game is available after a hurricane.
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Canuck
·The significance of the hand? I don’t dig it! 
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·*The *Tale* of the Two Ants*
Two ants had an arrangement to meet every winter⛄ in Miami for a vacation.
Last year, when one ant gets to Miami he is shivering and shaking.
The other ant asked him, _’Why are shaking so badly?’_
The first ant says,
‘I rode down here from New Jersey
in the moustache of a guy on a Harley.’
The other ant says, _’That’s the worst way to travel._ _Do what I do.!! Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks._ _While there, look for a nice stewardess, crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy._ _It's the best way to travel that I can think of.’_ The first ant thanks the second ant and says he will give it a try next winter.
A year goes by ... When the first ant shows up in Miami he shivering and shaking again.
The second ant says, _’Didn't you try what I told you’?_
‘_Yes,_ says the first ant. _’I did exactly what you said._ _I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks._ _Finally, this nice young stewardess came in._ _I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep._ _When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Harley."!!_
Two ants had an arrangement to meet every winter⛄ in Miami for a vacation.
Last year, when one ant gets to Miami he is shivering and shaking.
The other ant asked him, _’Why are shaking so badly?’_
The first ant says,
‘I rode down here from New Jersey
in the moustache of a guy on a Harley.’
The other ant says, _’That’s the worst way to travel._ _Do what I do.!! Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks._ _While there, look for a nice stewardess, crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy._ _It's the best way to travel that I can think of.’_ The first ant thanks the second ant and says he will give it a try next winter.
A year goes by ... When the first ant shows up in Miami he shivering and shaking again.
The second ant says, _’Didn't you try what I told you’?_
‘_Yes,_ says the first ant. _’I did exactly what you said._ _I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks._ _Finally, this nice young stewardess came in._ _I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep._ _When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Harley."!!_
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·The master of deceit…
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