Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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FYI for those who can't read music - it's the theme song from The Flintstones...

Ah lol.
 
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Let’s hope anyone who enjoys fall from the balcony is wearing his light fall suit

 
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An old memory: My first boss would call the weekly production meeting “Kangaroo Court”. I guess that’s better than my senior colleague who called it “The Liars Club”. 😀
 
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Interviewer: "Do you believe in Ghosts?"

Ted Lasso: "I do. But what's more important is that they believe in themselves!"
 
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^ Shame about the steering wheel, though...
 
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Will Rogers once quipped: "An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."

Then again...