Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Seeing a sciency one above it reminded me of this one I saw the other day.

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I hope they tenderise and marinate first, those oldies are tough old birds.

And because they are kids heaps of Ketchup ( Tomato) sauce.
 
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For maximum effect (above), the editor should have taken this line from the fourth paragraph and made it a sub-heading.

"Patton likes all kinds of animals and said that she learned a lot from the experience."

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That just screams out “look at me, I don’t even know how to wear a hat ”. Not something I’d want to advertise. Dumbass!!
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That just screams out “look at me, I don’t even know how to wear a hat ”. Not something I’d want to advertise. Dumbass!!

Totally agree. If you’re not a catcher on a baseball team, you just look like an idiot.
 
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He’s at the Meridian Speedway. He’s drinking from a beer bucket. Need to turn the hat around so the bill doesn’t get soaked in beer and the lid doesn’t get in the way.
 
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It is not really a hat - it is a fashion accessory for the intellectually challenged.
 
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My understanding is that he^ only accepts Buttcoin™