Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Everyone gets a participation “award” you know, so they feel better about trying. Even if they lost or contributed basically nothing.
 
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Modern electron scanning analysis finally reveals a Leonardo da Vinci great work in all its true glory……
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This is an actual legitimate story and possibly the biggest drama the chess world has seen since Bobby Fischer went off his meds and started worshiping hitler.

There’s a theory spreading that this 19 year old chess GM beat world champion Magnus Carlson by being fed supercomputer generated moves through a vibrating radio device, concealed up his butthole. Even Elon Musk is tweeting about these theorised high tech anal beads.

 
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This is an actual legitimate story and possibly the biggest drama the chess world has seen since Bobby Fischer went off his meds and started worshiping hitler.

There’s a theory spreading that this 19 year old chess GM beat world champion Magnus Carlson by being fed supercomputer generated moves through a vibrating radio device, concealed up his butthole. Even Elon Musk is tweeting about these theorised high tech anal beads.


If my posts start sounding more erudite, you'll know why.