Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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“For a different spa experience, turn your special lady into…sushi.”

 
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“I drink to make other people more interesting.”

- Ernest Hemingway
 
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And did you hear about the constipated Maths Professor who worked out his logs with a pencil?