Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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A rare sight, not merely because goats are typically very finicky eaters, but especially as the pasta was well past al dente.
 
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A rare sight, not merely because goats are typically very finicky eaters, but especially as the pasta was well past al dente.
It has to be well done - ruminating spaghetti is hard to stomach… and can make them feel baad :0)
 
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It's the beginning of summer, time to travel!

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What do single-ply toilet paper, and drunken sex have in common?

Eventually, someone’s gonna get a finger in the ass…
 
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"I heard how great the new VR porn is & how very immersive the experience," Tony related to his friend Sam as they sat quaffing a few at their local watering hole. "So, you know, I decided to check it out."

"And?" asked Sam raising both an eyebrow and his mug to take another sip.

"It’s all true!" exclaimed Tony, "I completely forgot I was at Starbucks."