Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Your package might be lost, but it looked great doing it? 😕

 
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That is one lucky dog! Better back to the pound than being someone's next snack.
 
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It's a punctuation issue. Lemme see if I can fix it -

Say to sliders, "Drugs".
Say to no: "Yes".

Fake edit:
No should be capitalized?