Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

Omegafanman · May 15, 2022

Lonestar
unfortunately apparently not true - still a good tale tho!

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/good-luck-mr-gorsky/

I was aware of an incident (doors open / no lift) with a bad outcome during my career…. but this story had a happier outcome / Sir Stirling had a strong constitution….

https://omegaforums.net/threads/stirling-moss-rip-enicar-racing-legend.112215/#post-1484475

hmmmcamu · May 15, 2022

M'Bob · May 16, 2022

Who says customer service is dead?

hmmmcamu · May 16, 2022

Tony C. · May 16, 2022

M'Bob · May 17, 2022

Archer · May 17, 2022

hmmmcamu · May 17, 2022

100% !!!

vitriol · May 17, 2022

Wryfox · May 17, 2022

hmmmcamu · May 18, 2022

M'Bob · May 18, 2022

Wryfox · May 18, 2022

Tony C. · May 18, 2022

Darlinboy · May 18, 2022

Pickup lines 2022...

Noticing a pretty blonde sitting alone at the bar, Tony slid onto to the stool beside her, caught her eye, smiled and asked...

"So..... have you always been a woman?"

Archer · May 18, 2022

sonicosa · May 18, 2022

proximal · May 18, 2022

Archer

Archer · May 18, 2022

proximal

I'd maybe even take the Beatles over that...maybe...

blufinz52 · May 18, 2022

Archer
I'd maybe even take the Beatles over that...maybe...

Only the greatest Rock band...ever.