Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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I was going for a run today but when I stepped outside I saw that it was getting ready to rain
so I canceled !
 
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I have a 4.5 meter anxiety crocodile at a fishing spot I frequent. Love watching the anxiety of the new guy in the boat go up as we pass him on the bank.
Instant posture change and slight whitening of the face.

Had a good mate up from Sydney a few years back and later that afternoon I looked at the photos he took and they were blurry as…poor fella was shaking that much 😁😁