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·Always a good joke / farce "" Good luck Mr Gorsky ""
Upon leaving the lunar surface, Armstrong would have said " Good Luck Mr Gorsky "
Young Armstrong's neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down over the fence to pick up a ball which fell in their garden, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, “Sex? Again Sex? You’ll get some sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!”
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Upon leaving the lunar surface, Armstrong would have said " Good Luck Mr Gorsky "
Young Armstrong's neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down over the fence to pick up a ball which fell in their garden, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, “Sex? Again Sex? You’ll get some sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!”
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·Wife (Dorren) denies Husband any foreplay as she said he has really never shown he cares, Husband upon contemplating went to a tattoo parlor and got the words (I love you Doreen) tattooed on his Penis. That night at bedtime he whips it out to show her. She looks wide eyed at 1st than said "You know I never let you put words in my mouth"
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··schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collectorThe rain had stopped and there was a big puddle in front of the bar just outside the American Legion Post. A rumpled old Army ground-pounder was standing near the edge, with a fishing line in the puddle. A curious young Marine fighter pilot came over to him and asked what he was doing. "Fishing," the old sergeant simply said.
"Poor old loon. He's lost his mind," the Marine officer thought to himself, and invited the old Army infantryman into the bar for a drink.
As he felt he should start a conversation while they were sipping their spirits, the young jet pilot winked at another pilot and asked, "How many have you caught today?" "You're number 14," the old sergeant answered, taking another sip from his double Martini. " 2 Air Force, 3 Navy and 9 Marines"
"Poor old loon. He's lost his mind," the Marine officer thought to himself, and invited the old Army infantryman into the bar for a drink.
As he felt he should start a conversation while they were sipping their spirits, the young jet pilot winked at another pilot and asked, "How many have you caught today?" "You're number 14," the old sergeant answered, taking another sip from his double Martini. " 2 Air Force, 3 Navy and 9 Marines"
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·Always a good joke / farce "" Good luck Mr Gorsky ""
Upon leaving the lunar surface, Armstrong would have said " Good Luck Mr Gorsky "
Young Armstrong's neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down over the fence to pick up a ball which fell in their garden, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, “Sex? Again Sex? You’ll get some sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!”
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unfortunately apparently not true - still a good tale tho!
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/good-luck-mr-gorsky/
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