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John Travolta was hospitalized over the weekend with a suspected case of Covid-19.

After further testing, it was instead confirmed that he was suffering from a severe case of saturday night fever.

Doctors were optimistic on a full recovery, telling family members that Mr. Travolta would be staying alive.

I also heard he had chills, that were multiplying...
 
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Ever notice how when birds fly in a V formation one side is always longer that the other? You know why that is?





…more birds on that side
 
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Ever notice how when birds fly in a V formation one side is always longer that the other? You know why that is?





…more birds on that side

I read that in a Norm MacDonald voice in my head..,.fit perfectly. RIP Norm...
 
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Getting old is like frying bacon in the nude....you never know where it is going to hurt next.
 
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While at the zoo recently, I spotted a baguette in a cage. I asked the zookeeper about it, and he said it was bread in captivity...
 
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If it were in Australia, you might be able to go one deeper.

Done.
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Now if only it hadn't been parked in front of the Outback, but out back instead…
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