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It’s hip to be square, Bob 👍
Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D
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Wryfox
·Duuuuude....
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··schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collectorDuring a recent visit to a Mental Hospital, I asked the director how they determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
The director said "Well, we fill up a bathtub then we offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub"
"Oh, I understand" I said "A normal person would use the bucket because it's the largest and can transfer the most water"
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"No" said the director "A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like a bed near a window?"
You picked a bucket…didn’t you.
The director said "Well, we fill up a bathtub then we offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub"
"Oh, I understand" I said "A normal person would use the bucket because it's the largest and can transfer the most water"
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"No" said the director "A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like a bed near a window?"
You picked a bucket…didn’t you.
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Duracuir1
·Dad joke…
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Wryfox
·You betcha, Chief 👍
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·Ground crews did draw a straw to decide who was first to open a Gemini or Apollo capsule !
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