Successful businessman (not a watch collector): Master, what is the key for a happy life? Master: Never, ever, discuss with a stupid person. Successful businessman (not a watch collector): no! that can´t be the key!. Master: yes, you are right.
I hear Alex Mcleish is to be the new 'Brexit' Minister, why you ask, well he managed to get Scotland out of Europe pretty quick
The story goes that a guy survived a leap from the Empire State Building, without the use of a parachute, because he was wearing his “light fall suit”.
While examining a female patient, doctor tells her: Ur heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble. Woman immediately started taking off her jeans.. Shocked Doc said: “No! No! Plz put on ur clothes. Just show me your tongue.."