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  1. time flies Mar 18, 2019

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    No...but my watch can. 20180409_130806.jpg

    have fun.
    Kfw
     
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  2. Omegafanman Mar 18, 2019

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    “I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said ‘Analogue?’ I said ‘No, just a watch.'”
     
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  3. Omegafanman Mar 18, 2019

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    …..What does the pope like for breakfast...……...
     
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  4. foxtrot Mar 18, 2019

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    Successful businessman (not a watch collector): Master, what is the key for a happy life?

    Master: Never, ever, discuss with a stupid person.

    Successful businessman (not a watch collector): no! that can´t be the key!.

    Master: yes, you are right.
     
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  5. Omegafanman Mar 19, 2019

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    ……...I guess this also means Roadrunner wont ever own a smart watch ..beep beep.
     
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  6. Omegafanman Mar 20, 2019

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    Nature watch...………..
     
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  7. Omegafanman Mar 21, 2019

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    ……...
     
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  8. Edward53 Mar 21, 2019

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    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Omegafanman Mar 22, 2019

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    The future is bright......
     
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  10. Alpha Kilt Owner, Beagle Parent, Omega Collector Mar 22, 2019

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    I hear Alex Mcleish is to be the new 'Brexit' Minister, why you ask, well he managed to get Scotland out of Europe pretty quick ::facepalm2::
     
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  11. wsfarrell Mar 22, 2019

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  12. Omegafanman Mar 23, 2019

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    …….
     
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  13. 0uss Mar 24, 2019

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    Seen on facebook :D

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  14. Omegafanman Mar 25, 2019

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    Not easy being the Alpha dog :0)….
     
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  15. Omegafanman Mar 26, 2019

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    Surveillance capitalism….
     
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  16. mblease Mar 26, 2019

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    I've never understood the word apocalypse... but I'm sure it's not the end of the world.
     
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  17. Tristanp Mar 26, 2019

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    What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?



    Light blue
     
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  18. Canuck Mar 26, 2019

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    The story goes that a guy survived a leap from the Empire State Building, without the use of a parachute, because he was wearing his “light fall suit”.
     
  19. RI Omega Fan Mar 26, 2019

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  20. Pun Mar 27, 2019

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    While examining a female patient, doctor tells her:

    Ur heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.

    Woman immediately started taking off her jeans..

    Shocked Doc said:

    No! No! Plz put on ur clothes.

    Just show me your tongue.."
     
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