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time flies
·Just got back from a job interview, where I was asked if can perform under pressure.
I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I do a wicked Bohemian Rhapsody.
have fun.
Kfw
Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D
have fun.
Kfw
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Omegafanman
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“I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said ‘Analogue?’ I said ‘No, just a watch.'”
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foxtrot
·Successful businessman (not a watch collector): Master, what is the key for a happy life?
Master: Never, ever, discuss with a stupid person.
Successful businessman (not a watch collector): no! that can´t be the key!.
Master: yes, you are right.
Master: Never, ever, discuss with a stupid person.
Successful businessman (not a watch collector): no! that can´t be the key!.
Master: yes, you are right.
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Edward53
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Alpha
··Kilt Owner, Beagle Parent, Omega CollectorI hear Alex Mcleish is to be the new 'Brexit' Minister, why you ask, well he managed to get Scotland out of Europe pretty quick 🤦
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0uss
·Seen on facebook 😁
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mblease
·I've never understood the word apocalypse... but I'm sure it's not the end of the world.
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Tristanp
·What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?
Light blue
Light blue
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Canuck
·The story goes that a guy survived a leap from the Empire State Building, without the use of a parachute, because he was wearing his “light fall suit”.
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Pun
·While examining a female patient, doctor tells her:
Ur heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.
Woman immediately started taking off her jeans..
Shocked Doc said:
“No! No! Plz put on ur clothes.
Just show me your tongue.."
Ur heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.
Woman immediately started taking off her jeans..
Shocked Doc said:
“No! No! Plz put on ur clothes.
Just show me your tongue.."