Two Irish engineers are standing staring up at the top of a flagpole, scratching their heads.
A woman walking by asks them what they are looking at.
One of the men tells her that they have been sent to measure the height of the flagpole but they don't have a ladder long enough.
The woman asks for a spanner and disconnects the pole at the bottom and swings it down to the ground
She takes the men's tape measure and then tells them that it is exactly 22 feet, and walks away.
Paddy says to Mick, typical woman, we needed to know how tall it is, and she tells us how long it is.
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