A young man walks into a bar and complements an older blonde woman for a date. "do you know how old I am" asks the woman. The young man tells her that if he can feel her ass he will tell her exactly when she was born. Intrigued, the woman lets him have a grope. "Well, how old am I?" asks the woman. The young man tells her that to be absolutely certain he would need to feel her breasts, which she allows him to do. "Well, when was I born then?" she asks. "Yesterday" replies the young man.