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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

M'Bob
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I was at Barnes & Noble earlier today and I asked the clerk if they had Donald Trump's new book on how to deport illegal immigrants.
She immediately said to me, "Get the fckk out of here and don't come back."

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
 
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But these Indians are from India, one from Gujarat and another from Punjab; they are not Native American Indians… 😁
 
Tony C.
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But these Indians are from India, one from Gujarat and another from Punjab; they are not Native American Indians…
Yes, that is their (effective, I would say) joke.
 
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Years ago, i thought i heard really a certain speedy fois that has a kind of dial that is egg white finish. 😂😂
 
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Years ago, i thought i heard really a certain speedy fois that has a kind of dial that is egg white finish. 😂😂
Keep trying.
 
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