Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

Pun · Sat. 10:05pm

Marriage does not change a man much...

Before the wedding
he loves all the women on earth...

...after the wedding
it is just one less.

👩🏻🙄👩🏻

Charlemagne1333 · Sun. 10:01am

Archer · Sun. 11:36am

Scarecrow Boat · Sun. 1:08pm

hen · 2024-11-11T02:19:11-0600

M'Bob · 2024-11-11T10:20:37-0600

M'Bob · 2024-11-11T10:52:43-0600

I was at Barnes & Noble earlier today and I asked the clerk if they had Donald Trump's new book on how to deport illegal immigrants.
She immediately said to me, "Get the fckk out of here and don't come back."

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

jsducote · 2024-11-11T18:29:23-0600

Tony C. · 2024-11-11T20:15:21-0600

Pun · 2024-11-11T21:27:46-0600

Tony C.

But these Indians are from India, one from Gujarat and another from Punjab; they are not Native American Indians… 😁

Tony C. · 2024-11-12T04:01:41-0600

Pun
But these Indians are from India, one from Gujarat and another from Punjab; they are not Native American Indians…

Yes, that is their (effective, I would say) joke.