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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. Wryfox Jun 10, 2022

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  2. Wryfox Jun 10, 2022

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    Yes, this actually came up on my TV last night. I appreciate the honesty....:thumbsup:
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  3. hen Jun 10, 2022

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  4. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Jun 10, 2022

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  5. Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Jun 10, 2022

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  6. NoName Jun 10, 2022

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    I've seen this....so funny!!
     
  7. Vercingetorix Spam Risk Jun 10, 2022

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    Amazingly poor taste.
     
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  8. blufinz52 Hears dead people, not watch rotors. Jun 10, 2022

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    Exactly. That’s supposed to be funny?
     
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  9. JimInOz Melbourne Australia Jun 10, 2022

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  10. JimInOz Melbourne Australia Jun 11, 2022

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    Last January on a bitterly cold winter’s day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside.
    The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect their face from the cold weather.
    “What’s the matter?" asked the Trooper.
    “Carburettor’s frozen.” was the muffled reply.
    “Pee on it. That’ll thaw it out.”
    “I can’t,” said the biker.
    “OK, watch me closely and I’ll show you.”
    The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburettor as promised.
    Moments later the bike started and the rider rode off, waving.



    A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.



    The note began: “On behalf of my daughter Jill....”
     
  11. Wryfox Jun 11, 2022

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  13. Omegafanman Jun 12, 2022

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    Bet they are glad they did not employ the worst in the class….
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  18. JimInOz Melbourne Australia Jun 13, 2022

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  20. Wryfox Jun 13, 2022

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