That’s hilarious! I’m pretty sure Neil Parish has posted photos of tractors in the Automotive Porn thread
Apparently a porn actress has now had the extreme embarrassment of being caught on set watching a video of Neil Parish at the party conference…. She is making no comment pending the outcome of the enquiry, but her agent has asked the other actors not to be too hard on her :0)
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them I got it done in Spain. Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
A guy wanted to be a ticket checker on a train but he had to go on an interview so he could have a chance for the job! After waiting for his turn he asked the guy that just came out from the interview what they were asking! The guy before him said that it was very diffycult and they were asking hard questions like! The train is running with 100 km/h and there is a wind that is coming against the train with 60 km/h you open the window and what is the speed that the air is coming inside the train? Ok he said,thanks for the info and entered the office! The person that was asking the questions ,said to him immediatly -You are in the train and it is very hot inside the train and the train is running with 100 km/h and the windows are closed!What do you do? =Well,I will take my jacket off and I think I will be fine! The guy asks again. -There is a very very hot day and you are in the train and the WINDOWS ARE CLOSED! The Train is running with 100km/h. What do you do?? =Well ok if it is so very hot I will take off my shirt and drink a bit of water and throw some water on my head and I will be cooler so it will be fine!! The guy that asks the question was frustrated and asks again! -YOU ARE IN A TRAIN AN..... The other guy stops him and says. =Look Mister,let me interrupt you here! Whatever you do or ask I will not open that fucking window!
