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  1. SpeedyPhill

    SpeedyPhill Founder Of Aussie Cricket Blog Mark Waugh Universe Mar 27, 2022

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    It's that time of the year again...
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  2. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Mar 27, 2022

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  3. blufinz52 Ω 1

    blufinz52 Hears dead people, not watch rotors. Mar 27, 2022

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  4. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Mar 27, 2022

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  5. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Mar 27, 2022

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    They are.
     
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  6. Longbow

    Longbow Mar 27, 2022

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    Edited Mar 27, 2022
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  7. pdxleaf Ω 2

    pdxleaf Often mistaken for AI... Mar 27, 2022

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  8. pdxleaf Ω 2

    pdxleaf Often mistaken for AI... Mar 27, 2022

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  9. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Mar 27, 2022

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  10. blufinz52 Ω 1

    blufinz52 Hears dead people, not watch rotors. Mar 27, 2022

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  11. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Mar 27, 2022

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  12. pdxleaf Ω 2

    pdxleaf Often mistaken for AI... Mar 27, 2022

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  13. Darlinboy Ω 2

    Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Mar 28, 2022

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    Q. What does Chris Rock have on his face?

    A. Fresh prints.
     
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  14. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Mar 28, 2022

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  15. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Mar 28, 2022

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  16. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Mar 28, 2022

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    I was in the library the other day, and told the hot librarian my dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records. She said, “Please remove it immediately…”
     
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  17. impalla62ss Ω 1

    impalla62ss Mar 29, 2022

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  18. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Mar 29, 2022

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  19. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Mar 29, 2022

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  20. Jayrock26v2

    Jayrock26v2 Mar 29, 2022

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    2005AFFF-B992-4E5D-BD82-91C49211A76E.png Lets see some will smith or batman jokes pop up in here ;) some really good ones floating around the internet right now.
     
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