Big Jim swaggered into the bar, banged down his fists, and aggressively shouted his order to the bartender."
”Give me your biggest steak right now," he growled. Then, sweeping his arms wide to the other patrons, he continued, "And give everyone else here a steak too, because when Big Jim eats, everyone eats!"
The bartender and waitstaff quickly comply, bringing Big Jim a giant cowboy ribeye, and porterhouse steaks for the rest of the crowd, who were all cheering Big Jim with approval and thanks.
Smacking his lips, Big Jim hungrily dug in to his meal, and just as he was finishing up his meal, he yelled to the bartender once more.
”Now - bring me a bottle of your finest whiskey..." he swept his arms around the bar again, "Give everybody else a bottle of whiskey too. Because when Big Jim drinks, everybody drinks!"
The other customers all roared with approval and more cheers for Big Jim.
Big Jim drank his Pappy Van Winkle straight from the bottle, and when he was done, he gave a huge belch and rose from his stool at the bar.
"That sure the spot, didn't it everyone?!" Big Jim shouted, and the crowd went wild, whistling and stomping and cheering.
Big Jim turned back to the bartender and bellowed, "Now bring my my bill so I can pay it."
"And," he continued, "Bring everyone else their bills too. Because when Big Jim pays his bill, everyone pays!"
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