Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




A. Anemone
 
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So I saw my doctor about my hyphenation issue. He said all he could do was look and check if I was semicolon or semi-colon...
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with the fuss in the Ukraine.....(this makes more sense in the Western Hemisphere or down under)
 
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Meanwhile in Ireland…….

24/01/2022…. A man who took his dead uncle into an Irish post office to claim his pension insists he did not realise he had passed away. He said they let him go at the post office counter and it was only after he dropped to the floor that they realised he had died. "We were grand like then all of a sudden he started going all slumpy," he said. "We thought nothing of it because he had had heart attacks before and all." He said they let him go at the post office counter and it was only after he dropped to the floor that they realised he had died. "I'm not an eejit to walk into the post office with a dead man and collect his money. "Am I cuckoo? Am I cuckoo? I'm not."……….

27/01/2022 …….A man has been charged by Irish police after a dead body of a pensioner was brought to a post office in an apparent attempt to collect his pension………
 
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I pulled the car over on the way home to take this pic today