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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. M'Bob Jan 25, 2022

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  3. Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Jan 26, 2022

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    Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




    A. Anemone
     
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  4. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Jan 26, 2022

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  5. M'Bob Jan 26, 2022

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    Just riveting…

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  6. Omegafanman Jan 26, 2022

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    So I saw my doctor about my hyphenation issue. He said all he could do was look and check if I was semicolon or semi-colon...
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  7. Paedipod Jan 26, 2022

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    with the fuss in the Ukraine.....(this makes more sense in the Western Hemisphere or down under)
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  8. DaveK Yoda of Yodelers Jan 26, 2022

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  9. Omegafanman Jan 27, 2022

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    Meanwhile in Ireland…….

    24/01/2022…. A man who took his dead uncle into an Irish post office to claim his pension insists he did not realise he had passed away. He said they let him go at the post office counter and it was only after he dropped to the floor that they realised he had died. "We were grand like then all of a sudden he started going all slumpy," he said. "We thought nothing of it because he had had heart attacks before and all." He said they let him go at the post office counter and it was only after he dropped to the floor that they realised he had died. "I'm not an eejit to walk into the post office with a dead man and collect his money. "Am I cuckoo? Am I cuckoo? I'm not."……….

    27/01/2022 …….A man has been charged by Irish police after a dead body of a pensioner was brought to a post office in an apparent attempt to collect his pension………
     
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  10. ahsposo Most fun screen name at ΩF Jan 27, 2022

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  11. hmmmcamu Jan 27, 2022

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  13. M'Bob Jan 27, 2022

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  16. Alpha Kilt Owner, Beagle Parent, Omega Collector Jan 28, 2022

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  17. M'Bob Jan 28, 2022

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  18. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Jan 28, 2022

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  19. DaveK Yoda of Yodelers Jan 28, 2022

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  20. DaveK Yoda of Yodelers Jan 28, 2022

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    I pulled the car over on the way home to take this pic today

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