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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

Archer
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Doctor: "How's that kid who swallowed all those coins, nurse?"

Nurse: "No change yet."
 
Darlinboy
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“My girl said she had enough of my ‘mansplaining’,” said Joe to his friend. “She said the next time I do it, she'll throw me into a deep hole filled with water!”

Joe sighed, “But I know she means well.”
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Another difference between men and women is that when women say "smell this”…

…it usually smells nice.
 
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I learned two things about the legendary actor Yul Brynner:

1 - Despite being a Russian-born American, he was a life-long Liverpool FC fan.
2 - He never wore aftershave.

That's right, Yul never wore cologne.
 
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A father is talking to his adult son. The son asks the father about the fact that the parents always had separate beds. The son asked the father how he knew. The father answered well son all those years that we have separate beds I always wore a hat to bed. After we were both in bed I took my hat off and threw it to your mother. Sometimes she threw the hat back and sometimes she brought it back.
 
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Freud said it. “Love is a mutually compulsive and complimentary interrelation of egos.”
 
Canuck
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Blonde walks into a furniture store. She is approached by a salesman who asks what she might be looking for. She tells him she is looking for a sexual couch for her living room. He’s puzzled, the he twigs. He tells he he thinks she might be looking for a sectional couch! She told him she wanted a settee, chesterfield, divan, love seat, or whatever. As long as she could have an occasional piece in her living room!
 
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JimInOz JimInOz
I learned two things about the legendary actor Yul Brynner:

1 - Despite being a Russian-born American, he was a life-long Liverpool FC fan.
2 - He never wore aftershave.

That's right, Yul never wore cologne.
::facepalm1::
 
time flies
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jambon jambon
what candy never arrives on time?
Choco-late
Buy more chocolate so I can buy more watches. Thank you. Thank you very much
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have fun
kfw
 
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