A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub.
He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Maggie - put your hat and coat on lassie."
She replied, 'Awe Stuart that's nice. Are you taking me te the pub with you?"
“Nay," Stuart replied. "I'm turning the heater off while I'm out."
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