Had to go to the surgery yesterday and, having stripped off, the doctor immediately commented that my genitalia was shaped perfectly like a saxophone
I explained that it was a family trait, and that we all had genitalia shaped like musical instruments
He was astounded, and said, “Well, in twenty seven years as a doctor, I’ve never seen anything like it... Having said that I do remember a woman coming in a few years ago, whose Labia majora was shaped like a mouth organ”
I said, “Yes, that’ll be our Monica... ”
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