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Squirrels: America's tiny menace

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Highly evocative, but no. Search "Golden Squirrel of Distraction" to see what we mean. It's responsible for my avatar, and ulack's, and a few others.
Ahh, now I see what it means. Come to think of it, the guy I knew was in no way Golden.
 
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I think it all started with this:


You da squirrel.
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My wife's co-worker swerved to miss hitting a squirrel, and ended up in an accident (can't recall what she hit - maybe a tree or telephone pole). Airbags deployed, no one hurt, and when the police asked her what happened she told them, so it was on record. Car was a write off (common when airbags all go off) and the insurance company pointed her to the clause in her contract that stated if you swerve to miss small creatures and get in an accident, you are not covered...
 
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They go back a long way
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At least on Dennis' side of the family.
 
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Car was a write off (common when airbags all go off) and the insurance company pointed her to the clause in her contract that stated if you swerve to miss small creatures and get in an accident, you are not covered...

OK, so what happens when you have to swerve to avoid this guy?😜

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I'd better go check my car insurance policy!😲
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OK, so what happens when you have to swerve to avoid this guy?😜

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I'd better go check my car insurance policy!😲
gatorcpa
Well he is a "small" one by Aussie standards. 😗
 
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