Some people hate it, others love it, yet I am sure all will agree there is nothing like a perfectly timed and executed spark of sarcastic humor to make one spit their tea or almost choke before sniggering out loud.

It doesn't have to be your own (it can be though). Nominate or not.

Ill start, with one very relevant to the dearly beloved hobby of 'watch collecting'.

@base615 gets my vote today for this gem :

"It’s not polished, it’s just worn down through repeated acts of friction."

(Thanks @Adri for the inspirational idea )

 

Another useless thread? If we do a good job here, it could be used as bad example

 

I’ve never liked you Eugene, your jokes about Swimming attire and hair removal products are not amusing, but I’ll join in here if I really have to, I suppose!

An Oxford professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah right”!

 

Works all around the globe when the wife asks if father and son can clean up the table and wash the dishes.

Father : Nope. Son : Nope.

Double negative remains a negative.

quod erat demonstrandum

 

To be most effective, that has to be spoken in a west of Scotland accent as "aye, right".....

 

I find it pretty hard to come up with something sarcastic to say in this thread.
Here's an attempt at it:

"I bought my Apple Watch for its Classic Design, Old World Charm, and ease-of-use".

 

A number of years ago I was talking to a friend on the phone (pre-cellphone days). I was droning on about something, when he interrupted me and said "Hey Mike, what's 7 inches long and goes limp in your hand?" Before I realized what happened, he hung up.

 

Sometimes the art of sarcasm doesn’t even need to be spoken.

 

I own this t shirt. The body belongs to someone else.......

 

qwertee rocks

 

I love sarcasm...

 

Oscar Wilde wrote , sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence. Yeah right ,if you say so Oscar .

 

There's no such thing as a useless thread. Some are just less useful than others.

Found a tee with this print for my son back when he was about fifteen. Fit him perfectly:

 

‘swimming attire’ ... almost spat my tea (again) ... you mean those toight bulge-inducing ‘Air cooling’ streamlined numbers saggy old-blokes like to wear to Bunga-parties at Ibiza??!



(is niiiiiiiice )

love you too Nathan

 

You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.

 

I know that girl. I spent a month with her one day.

have fun
kfw

 

I don't know, I don't like sarcasm, it is pure evil.

 

This thread is great.

 

Having read all the comments posted so far in this thread , I’d like to know why all the sarcastic comments .
What a sarky lot you all seem to be , it’s like some of you find posting comments about sarcasm funny .