SOTD Sarcasm of the day Thread

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I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew
 
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Having read all the comments posted so far in this thread , I’d like to know why all the sarcastic comments .
What a sarky lot you all seem to be , it’s like some of you find posting comments about sarcasm funny .
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I replay Dignam’s famous line in my head at work several times a week
 
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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception
 
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Does anybody know where I might find the option to ‘LIKE’ my own posts?
 
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Winston Churchill when upbraided at a soirée by a self righteous miss over his drunkenness!

“I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
 
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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception

Ah that's a good one and I can see your point but not to worry...if you wear a hat no one else will.
 
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Not exactly sarcasm, but still in the spirit of the thread, I think - one of my favorite moments in the Fountainhead is when Ellsworth Toohey says to Howard Roark “Why don’t you tell me what you think of me? In any words you wish.”

To which Roark responds “But I don’t think of you.”
 
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Like the starlet who said to a fan of hers, after the fan asked her a number of questions about her career. “So, that’s enough about me. Now how about you. What did you think of my performance in my latest movie?”
 
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Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege

Reminds me of one of my favorites: "You have an amazing grasp of the obvious."
 
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From one of my favourite old writers of supreme cynicism, the Duke de la Rochefoucault:

None but the contemptible are apprehensive of contempt.
 
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