Show your Noob Tax watch(es)

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Ok we always reasure new members who are paying the noob tax "we all have done it..” So now let’s share our own noob tax examples.
It might be entertaining. It might be embarassing. But consider it as service to new OF members as consolation for their travails.
If you're in the mood to overshare, you can even include how much you paid, and if you tried and were able to get a refund!

I'll start:
My son got a nice original Seiko Turtle 6039 from his grandfather who used it diving for years. I wanted one and found a "bargain" (400 euro) from a seller in Austria. I researched it up and down, dial markings, lume, date window, hands, caseback text, movement etc, and bought this:


Dial, hands, bezel, and even CASE and STRAP are all FEIKO AM
And the seller even disclosed much of it.... Too embarssed to try refund I have it on my shelf as a reminder.
 
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Wish I had a picture. Mine was the worst c case constellation imaginable with a mangled movement and it was so over polished it looked like a blob

To be fair to yours @SOG53 at least yours looks nice!
 
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I had to dig this one out of a drawer. I paid full retail on this over 20 years ago. Didn't find out it was a fraud until several years later. Now sits alone in a drawer. Clearly marked FAKE on the back (counterfeit is too many letters).

 
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I ordered a Coke and got a Pepsi.



Then there was the time I was buying a really nice UG box.

See pics below…


Beautiful box… but…



Too small

And sticking with UG. I bought this one on Ebay… returned it promptly.



The redial artist must have been standing in a bus when he made this one. The for sale post did not look so bad.
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I really just paid the tax part of the equation. Paid $1300 I think, after tax, for this. Learned after it is worth maybe half. But I don't regret it, it is a stunning watch. Too bad I gifted it away......

 
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Purchased this for about $500 USD only to receive it and discover that the bracelet was too small and on top of that the dial wasn’t great. Then sourced a bracelet for it adding another $500 USD, got it serviced (can’t remember what that cost, let’s say another $400) and now I’m looking for a new dial… I just keep throwing good money after bad with this watch but I always enjoy wearing it and of all the Omega I wear it’s the only one that really gets any attention…

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Purchased this for about $500 USD only to receive it and discover that the bracelet was too small and on top of that the dial wasn’t great. Then sourced a bracelet for it adding another $500 USD, got it serviced (can’t remember what that cost, let’s say another $400) and now I’m looking for a new dial… I just keep throwing good money after bad with this watch but I always enjoy wearing it and of all the Omega I wear it’s the only one that really gets any attention…
Yep, I’ve got a couple of watches that I have overspent on - you buy a watch - and despite all the repair issues and parts problems you lay out a fortune - if only I’d bought a better example in the first place ….

And I have to acknowledge the help I’ve had on this forum from OF members in sourcing parts, @kaplan and @noelekal, and others, from as far afield as Turkey, Italy and USA (I’m in London).

 
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When I was a teenager with not a lot of money, I started in the "replica" world as a fake it til you make it kind of thing. I owned a handful of different ones, if you spend a couple hundred on them (back then, this was 15ish years ago) they can seem passable on wrist but they all inevitably break because they use poorly made and even more poorly assembled Asian clone movements. I grew out of it a long time ago.

The only fake Omega I had was a chrono SMP, I guess it was a 2298.80. I don't have a photo handy but it had a very noisy Valjoux 7750 clone in it, and I think the proportions were a bit off as a result.

The below was actually not mine, this was a friend at the time's Planet Ocean rep, but it gives some indication of what they tended to look like. I don't know this reference very well but the immediate tell is the bezel pip looks like shit and the finishing looks a bit iffy. This likely would have had an Asian 2836 clone in it. I'm sure it's been in landfill for many years by now. 😜

 
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Not really a noob tax, but definitely a scam. I got this literally two weeks after the real thing came out. But the moon phase won’t set because it’s a fake. I did get most of the money back and kept it.
 
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Purchased this for about $500 USD only to receive it and discover that the bracelet was too small and on top of that the dial wasn’t great. Then sourced a bracelet for it adding another $500 USD, got it serviced (can’t remember what that cost, let’s say another $400) and now I’m looking for a new dial… I just keep throwing good money after bad with this watch but I always enjoy wearing it and of all the Omega I wear it’s the only one that really gets any attention…

I'd say all in you still did OK on this one. Very cool and unusual piece.
 
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Purchased this for about $500 USD only to receive it and discover that the bracelet was too small and on top of that the dial wasn’t great. Then sourced a bracelet for it adding another $500 USD, got it serviced (can’t remember what that cost, let’s say another $400) and now I’m looking for a new dial… I just keep throwing good money after bad with this watch but I always enjoy wearing it and of all the Omega I wear it’s the only one that really gets any attention…

I find these very attractive and I think it looks great on your wrist.
 
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Totally appropriate for OF, I paid my noob tax on this 1960s 166.002. Looking at it now, the flaws are so obvious, but I had no idea at the time. In fact, I don't even think I was aware that dials could be repainted or hands replaced.

In retrospect, I didn't know nearly enough to be buying vintage watches, but a few months later I boldly bought two hand winding Omegas (with 30mm series movements), and both were great watches, one a black dial 2639 and one a jumbo 2505. So I was noob-unlucky and then noob-lucky, but I didn't even know for many years afterwards.

 
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Please forgive this reverse story. Thanks to OF, and especially Troels (miss that fellow), I dodged the noob tax. Around the time I joined OF in Oct 2017, Troels suggested a 1963 Seamaster 30 to a very-short-lived member likewise looking at vintage Omegas. The member disappeared and didn’t act on it. I did. Pitted hands, sure, but a linen dial and a pristine movement.

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Please forgive this reverse story. Thanks to OF, and especially Troels (miss that fellow), I dodged the noob tax. Around the time I joined OF in Oct 2017, Troels suggested a 1963 Seamaster 30 to a very-short-lived member likewise looking at vintage Omegas. The member disappeared and didn’t act on it. I did. Pitted hands, sure, but a linen dial and a pristine movement.

Nice. Do you still have it?
 
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Nice. Do you still have it?
I sure do! I would have a hard time parting with my first OF watch.

Sadly, it languishes unworn with three other vintage watches I purchased here (two were Omega's sold by Norman, and one is a Certina Blue Ribbon). I admit I caught the vintage bug but now lean more to more modern +/-40mm cases.
 
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My first vintage Omega and I’ll never part with it because it was a tenth anniversary present from my wife. I picked it out thinking it was pure class but had no idea then that redials existed. It was also sold to us as completely original. I joined this forum not long after and learned quickly what I’d done.

At least for a redial, it’s genuinely a pretty good job. And I still love wearing it.
 
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My first vintage omega that I bought was pretty much a frankenwatch. It looks pretty good to the untrained eye. I wore it proudly as my dress watch for many years before I got into collecting. Still have it today and at least it runs well!

 
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Way Way Way over paid for this 564 pie pan from a local dealer… Service crown, quick set needs fixing and case is a bit soft. That said I love it, sucker for onyx dials and will be looking to sort that quickset someday.