From its dial, I can feel the watchman’s frustration...

 

Folk art.

 

Knowing how this left the factory and seeing what has been done to it - beyond sad. It looks like a 8 shots of tequila job on the dial followed by an industrial polish wheel on the case.

 

That's not even a UG case. Epic

 

I think you've neglected to mention the Hamilton caseback, you naughty boy.

 

The marker ring could be the only original part...

 

hahah.. Not even !