Then f#ck Rolex. There I said it.
"...worked through to the satisfaction of Rolex"?
How about to the satisfaction of countless Rolex owners, and their poor butt-hurt acolytes who think the Crown is immune to scrutiny and imperfection? Yes, yes: Rolls Royce's don't break down - they 'fail to proceed'.
People pay good money for their Rolex's and deserve a repected brand to immediately stand behind the product. Of course, any mechanical object can misfire, yet Rolex's stodgy arrogance in adressing known issues is simply unforgivable. It also flies in the face of good, consistent branding. It is not aligned to the myth. And they could clearly give a rat's ass. (And yes, I know they aren't the only brand to ignore known issues.)
Before the long knives come out, I am not crapping on their many lovely and standard-setting timepieces, yet it is a pity the modern versions of these classics have become common as carrots and about as exciting aesthetically. I have long been an admirer of Rolex since my older brother bought a new 1665 in the late 1970's. I loved it. It was the pinnacle of tool watches to me, and the brand was well into building the
mountaintop of luxury perception so many are smitten by to this day. But once I started really getting into this hobby we love, the Crown started losing lustre - for me, for me - with their scarcity horseshit and sales tactics. I'm willing to bet that their prissy behaviour notwithstanding, staff working at Rolex ADs and boutiques really do need air freshener after a dump.
Yes, if a Rolex is what one wants then that's the only thing that will do. Wear it in good health - but because it is a well made watch, not only because it's a goddam Rolex. In 2008, a few years before I really got into watches, I desired a dive watch. I wanted a Sub or SD, actually. Why? Because they were great dive watches and the brand was, 30 years after my brother bought his SD, still reliable and respected to my mind. Because
branding. My budget wasn't there, admittedly. But when I spied the Omega 2254.50, I couldn't sleep. Of course! Omega. Likewise Swiss. Likewise historical. Likewise repected. And even better, Omega was more my style watch-wise: under the radar, less conspicuous, and those killer sword hands. I went 2254.50. Best decision I have ever made for a watch and I have never regretted it.
One last thing in this meandering tale. My Tudor Black Bay GMT and BB Heritage 41's were bought precisely because of what they ARE and meant to me not what I hoped other people would think of them. There's the rub, eh?