Not all things in Australia want to kill you..........

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He's not towing a boat, it's actually a Banana Bender's house moving hauler.
Can't wait to see the clip of him with the fridge in the "tray".
 
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Only slightly bigger than Jim's Fairy Wren chick's that started this thread.

You don't want to take a peck, headbutt, kick or scratch from a Cassowary.
These ladies and their kids have themselves caught between a croc and a hard face.
 
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fυck Australia.
Not wishing to get political but another (questionable quality?) post that I saw today suggested Australia would be the 10th safest country to be in if WW3 'kicked off'.
Nearby neighbours NZ topped the list. I wonder whether the wildlife was a factor in the scoring system? 🤔🐊
 
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Elsewhere you tend to see signs warning "Beware of the dog".

Our local fauna does not bark...

 
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Although this sign was in Fiji I think it can equally apply to Australia, especially in far north Queensland and Northern Territory...
 
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When I was 14, a long, long, long time ago in a much more forgiving world, some people routinely left the ignition key in the starter of their vehicles. Me and the buddies would take 'em for a ride. My favorite was a big, black Lincoln Continental with shotguns, shells and Cutty Sark in the truck. We had some fun.

Until the cops got involved. They can be real downers.
 
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This is Neil the Seal (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_the_Seal)

Local enormous pest and @STANDY ’s new mate. He comes into town each year during molting season and carries on like a 53 year old Harley Davidson owning accountant in Sturgis for Bike Week


“Break posts and nap”

Basically my whole retirement plan in 8 days from today 😜
 
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Two possum night for this snake. Caught him sneaking in between the roof of the down stairs unit at my place.