I love it how when in Yorkshire even the burly fellow at the local "cheap shop" calls me "luv."

 

Out walking on t'moors ey oop's get exchanged almost 100% of the time

 

From driving in the UK I've found that I can either drive a RHD car or drive on the right side of the road, but cannot do both simultaneously.

So, drivers there had better hit the ditches whenever I'm on the loose behind the wheel!

 

This is both the best and so true!

 

With the greatest respect, I almost agree...

 

This is all I hear....

 

FIFT (fixed it fer thee)

 

This is walking nirvana!

 

actual LOL for that one

 

I dont know about a quick J Arthur but I might get totaly wankered at the Cock -Inn - Hand tonight.......;0)
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I used to do a lot of business in Scotland, Aberdeen area. Between my Southern US accent and their local yammerjammer, we needed a frickin interpreter. After a pint or two though, we figured it out.

Always a great time up there.

 

I’d like to bang this Lucy chick. (That’s pretty much how you’d say it in American English)

 

or... "I've only lived in America for 6 years, so I think I would be a good resource for the nuances of American English..."


Wait, that wasn't said...

 

Understood all of those without any difficulty...she needs to do some Newfoundland accents for her audience...

 

All my british slang I learned by watching Monty Python, you stupid gits.

 

just 'cos some watery bint threw a sword at you...

 

Watch how the word 'been' is pronounced. This is the hardest one to do when affecting an accent.
Dance is another one that if often wrong as the pronunciation has shifted about between the classes.

I always loved the 'Spaghetti trees' documentary. People will believe anything they see on telly.

Look sharp. Mind the gap.

 

I understand about 10% of what he says

 

My first time to London...Mind the Gap....WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

Keep calm and carry on....WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

Bangers and mash, fish and chips, mushy peas.......AAAARGH!