My wife hearing how much people spend on their hobbies

Way off topic but I worked as a waiter when in school it was a rustic themed steak house and we had a very large anvil as part of the decor.
I had 30 police officers take over the front room they were celebrating The retirement of a comrade. They got all liquored up and two of them tried to steal the anvil on the way out. I actually had to run out ask them to bring it back in. I didn’t want to explain to the owner why his cherished anvil was missing.

Thankfully they apologized and brought it back. Who the hell would I have called to report the theft? Just one of those anvil stories that sticks in my head. Who doesn’t have an anvil story. Damn anvils.