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It's Come to This...Truly the Saddest Day of My Life...
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Professor
·I really don't get this toilet paper malarky chaps!...????? 😕
I've read quite a bit about the effects of this virus and it all seems to be up the thoracic end of things... well away from the arsehole!...😕
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Mad Dog
·Dang...back in Wisconsin at the family lake cabin on Lake Holcombe in the 1960s, 1970s and 1980s, we used old Sears [and Montgomery Ward] catalog pages to clean our bungholes after doing the #2 in the outhouse. Does Amazon currenlty make paper catalogs? Asking for a friend.
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KynaSD
·Today was the saddest day of my life. Damn COVID-19. The shelves were empty and I have family bottoms to keep clean so its come to this. Trading my mint 1968 Walt Cunningham signed Speedmaster with my neighbor for 2 rolls of toilet paper.
I hope this is over soon I only have a few more watches to trade.
We all need a little sense of humor right now so have a laugh. Be well all.
I am feeling this post very much right now. Just came back after staring hard at long and empty aisles for toilet paper. Not one in sight...not one in any of the three supermarkets we went to. Madness!!!
I understand the shortage of hand sanitizers and masks right now, because they are safety measures against the spread of the infection. But, why are we running low on toilet paper?! Will especially clean and sparkly "behind" scare the virus away? Did the CDC release some new info about this while I wasn't paying attention??!!
Why, lord, WHY?!
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·A pro tip : follow these 5 steps on how to massively prolong the life of a toilet role (and try and keep the remainder of your Speedmasters)...
Step 1 : 1 block per ‘use’
Step 2 : fold neatly twice, so the block is quartered.
Step 3 : Tear off a corner.
Whats important in step 3 is choosing the corner which is in the ‘center’ of the square, and not losing that torn out bit. Step 4 and 5 shows why this is important.
Step 4 : ‘Sort out the bottom’
Step 5 : purge fingernail
😲😁👍
How could I forget the most important step:
Step 0 : convince the family this is THE way...
and
Step 6 : don’t forget your sense of humor...and stay healthy!
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chulyquang
·Wow, fabric or leaf would be nice for you 😁😁
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eugeneandresson
·Dude...I think I’m going to hurl [aka talk on the big white phone]. 😁
Don’t forget to test this pro-tip when cleaning the hurl-hole 😁
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Als 27
·TLIGUY
Read this this morning thank you friend & boy did it make me laugh
++++ all the other comments & contributors to this thread....
yes quite correct we all have to have & keep a sense of humour ...
was a good start to the day .....
Read this this morning thank you friend & boy did it make me laugh
++++ all the other comments & contributors to this thread....
yes quite correct we all have to have & keep a sense of humour ...
was a good start to the day .....
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JanV
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CPRwatch
·Toilet humour,
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nonuffinkbloke
·Apparently there is some diarrhea involved as well.
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Flatfoot
·They can’t keep these on the shelves either:
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JimInOz
··Melbourne Australia
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STANDY
··schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector
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