Today was the saddest day of my life. Damn COVID-19. The shelves were empty and I have family bottoms to keep clean so its come to this. Trading my mint 1968 Walt Cunningham signed Speedmaster with my neighbor for 2 rolls of toilet paper.

I hope this is over soon I only have a few more watches to trade.



We all need a little sense of humor right now so have a laugh. Be well all.

 

Just rub your behinds in the grass like a dog with something stuck down there. Always works for me and I got to keep all my watches

 

Learn to use the three sea shells.

 

Got newspaper where you reside ?

 

I suspect this is another instance of big investors needing to meet margin calls - I anticipate next week you'll be able to get four rolls for a modern Speedy.

 

One conch shell does the trick

 

Your making light of this situation, never ever a speedy. Maybe just maybe a 8500 PO for the rolls as the 8500 is very unloved but soft cushion toilet roll is much loved.

 

I got enough for an epic party.

 

LOL he doesn't know how to use the three sea shells!

 

A pro tip : follow these 5 steps on how to massively prolong the life of a toilet role (and try and keep the remainder of your Speedmasters)...

Step 1 : 1 block per ‘use’


Step 2 : fold neatly twice, so the block is quartered.



Step 3 : Tear off a corner.



Whats important in step 3 is choosing the corner which is in the ‘center’ of the square, and not losing that torn out bit. Step 4 and 5 shows why this is important.

Step 4 : ‘Sort out the bottom’



Step 5 : purge fingernail





How could I forget the most important step:

Step 0 : convince the family this is THE way...

and

Step 6 : don’t forget your sense of humor...and stay healthy!

 

I really don't get this toilet paper malarky chaps!...?????

I've read quite a bit about the effects of this virus and it all seems to be up the thoracic end of things... well away from the arsehole!...

 

The problem @nonuffinkbloke is that most folks can’t buy TP as due to the squirreling frenzy of civilization shutting down, there is no more TP in supermarkets around the world (and I saw this secondhand in my city today for the first time)...

 

I was genuinely concerned for a moment because I hadn't looked at the photo...then I was pleasantly relieved to learn it was a joke lol beautiful speedy btw

 

As long as they are the double length 100% recycled rolls you'v done well. Standard length new is shitty paper.

 

My mate ran out of toilet paper, but he's got it all sorted.

Aussie ingenuity!

 

A fabric handkerchief is used by some to wipe their noses. How about a fabric BUMkerchief. Wash after each use. Yecccch!

 

I just swear lots and use the violation papers to wipe. That’s just how I “roll”

 

Step 7 - wash your finger and then hands, s/b used to this step already !