....why do they keep on putting 1000ft/300m on the face?

1,000ft is not 300m. Just sayin'

 

984.252ft would look dicky.

And who really uses ft anyway


And most ratings are tested to +25% so technically 1000ft is OK.

 

If your base premise is false...

 

Maybe they think imperial measurements are better so they promise an extra few yards if you are willing to go old school?

 

I wonder how an investigation works. I mean, if you went below 300m and claimed how would they know?

 

Man, I knew dolphins were smart but I had no idea they could tell the time

 

Flipper is a snitch for the Swiss Watch Industry?

I mean, I always suspected but...

 

I think the only chance my watch will go more than 300m deep in the ocean is if I accidentally drop it overboard.

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Apologies. It was insensitive of me to share this news publicly, I know you two have a history

 

I always use my feet when swimming/ snorkling/ diving, as I cannot afford a submarine (submariner?)

 

I'd get bent for sure if I had to switch to metric. One Hundred Twenty, heck I've another ten to go!